sic transit gloria mundi

*♡☾ I'm Jocelyn. Chicana. 18. CSUN. I love anime, music, cute stuff, cats, pizza, and OITNB. Parker Cannon, Alex Turner, and Jared Leto ruined my life *♡˚☾
  • Character: *dies*
  • Me: haha we're just gonna ignore that

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR

First night of college

amlethhamletomelette:

I forgot to feed myself dinner

moonstoners:

tear my panties apart not my heart